Tuesday, May 26, 2009
2 down, hopefully 1 to go
2 years of college almost down, hopefully just 1 to go. Just made 250 dollars selling stuff, ready to figure out the FOOD I'll be buying since I have ZERO groceries. Sweet.
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Possibly the best website ever
...good god, I've been stuck on this shit all day.
Textsfromlastnight.com...has got my fucking CRACKING up. Here are a few of my favorites so far. (The numbers in front are area codes)
(847): I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
(1-847): How was it?
(847): Fantastic, but that's not the point.
(617): I would do horrible things to your vagina.
(978): Prove it.
(570): why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
(1-570): you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
(440): The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
(402): I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
(918): The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
(281): How do you jack off and text at the same time?
(1-281): On my iPhone they have an app for that
(805): she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
(843): Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
(714): Letd wlk him
(714): Lrtd walek hime
(714): Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
(913): So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
(478): So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
(410): Sounds like a really classy character....
(478): He is classy. It was argyle.
(574): I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I highly suggest you actually go to the site...it's amaaaazing.
Or fmylife.com
Both are amazing
El fin, its sleepy time.
Textsfromlastnight.com...has got my fucking CRACKING up. Here are a few of my favorites so far. (The numbers in front are area codes)
(847): I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
(1-847): How was it?
(847): Fantastic, but that's not the point.
(617): I would do horrible things to your vagina.
(978): Prove it.
(570): why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
(1-570): you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
(440): The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
(402): I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
(918): The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
(281): How do you jack off and text at the same time?
(1-281): On my iPhone they have an app for that
(805): she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
(843): Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
(714): Letd wlk him
(714): Lrtd walek hime
(714): Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
(913): So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
(478): So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
(410): Sounds like a really classy character....
(478): He is classy. It was argyle.
(574): I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I highly suggest you actually go to the site...it's amaaaazing.
Or fmylife.com
Both are amazing
El fin, its sleepy time.
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Miss me kiss me lick me
If you don't already know, you should. This song = super duper.
H h stands for hooligan
Miss me miss me now she wanna kiss me
Never eva broke so you ain't gotta fix me
Skinny jeans keep a nigga biscuit from a slipping
Biscuit headed bone nigga now he just a pimp squeek
Mr hita o nigga now he just a tolla
To all hip hoppa's i am ya fatha
You got a problem i am ya docta
You ride a boppa you see a monsta
And i am a mess, call me dash d cadet here to serve and protect
O and do not forget i'll murder your flesh beat it over again and then murder your best friends
Ha put it in the air keep your face down as you pull your underwear
And if your friends want to join they can meet me under there
Cause i might go down if it's clean under there
Aye girl you nasty
Girl you nasty
Kiss me kiss me now she wanna lick me
Seductive she got me walkin round with a stiffy hickys
Let em no that she with me
She pinned me on the wall had me singin like whitney
Yea she through that xxx back while her friends up under was lickin my sack
Aye babe you nasty
And when we in the room yea i got you all trashy
And when you gurt me i always start laughing a little
You do it so good you make tha xxxx tickle
Oh ooh i really love it
Really reals baby xxxxxx while i'm clubbin
Beat it so good like a nigga nearly clubbed it
Loaded in this xxxxx yea i feal like david ruffin
Yea i love deep temptation
You no i got swipe you impatiently waiting
Aye girl you nasty
Girl you nasty
Lick me
She licked me
And now she wanna kiss me
Bitch back back i don't no where your lips be
It seems to be at night
Sorry to say lil mama i'm call it a night
You can call whoever we can get it poppin tonight
Skinny jeans on but i'm still ready to fight
Worrior earning my survival stripes
I feed off pain killers strong about the night
Poppin this now i'm headed to the club tonight
To see what chick is my next victim
She spotted me now she wanna xxxx me on sight
I tell her bring your friends she can xxxx me all night
You nasty girl
Man i no you did it
You swallowed no spittin garitness
Now it's time to leave bye no hugs or kisses
H h stands for hooligan
Miss me miss me now she wanna kiss me
Never eva broke so you ain't gotta fix me
Skinny jeans keep a nigga biscuit from a slipping
Biscuit headed bone nigga now he just a pimp squeek
Mr hita o nigga now he just a tolla
To all hip hoppa's i am ya fatha
You got a problem i am ya docta
You ride a boppa you see a monsta
And i am a mess, call me dash d cadet here to serve and protect
O and do not forget i'll murder your flesh beat it over again and then murder your best friends
Ha put it in the air keep your face down as you pull your underwear
And if your friends want to join they can meet me under there
Cause i might go down if it's clean under there
Aye girl you nasty
Girl you nasty
Kiss me kiss me now she wanna lick me
Seductive she got me walkin round with a stiffy hickys
Let em no that she with me
She pinned me on the wall had me singin like whitney
Yea she through that xxx back while her friends up under was lickin my sack
Aye babe you nasty
And when we in the room yea i got you all trashy
And when you gurt me i always start laughing a little
You do it so good you make tha xxxx tickle
Oh ooh i really love it
Really reals baby xxxxxx while i'm clubbin
Beat it so good like a nigga nearly clubbed it
Loaded in this xxxxx yea i feal like david ruffin
Yea i love deep temptation
You no i got swipe you impatiently waiting
Aye girl you nasty
Girl you nasty
Lick me
She licked me
And now she wanna kiss me
Bitch back back i don't no where your lips be
It seems to be at night
Sorry to say lil mama i'm call it a night
You can call whoever we can get it poppin tonight
Skinny jeans on but i'm still ready to fight
Worrior earning my survival stripes
I feed off pain killers strong about the night
Poppin this now i'm headed to the club tonight
To see what chick is my next victim
She spotted me now she wanna xxxx me on sight
I tell her bring your friends she can xxxx me all night
You nasty girl
Man i no you did it
You swallowed no spittin garitness
Now it's time to leave bye no hugs or kisses
I Be Diggin
MUSIC!!!
1. "Summertime" by Janis Joplin with Jimi Hendrix on guitar!
2. Billie Holiday- errytang. But specifically "The Very Thought of You" and "The Man I Love" and "Strange Fruit"
3. "I Put A Spell On You" by Nina Simone.
Sunday, May 17, 2009
That time I took a leap of faith.
I feel like it was a million years ago, I swear.
I look at pictures and all I see is two people.
Two people that used to love each other so much.
That used to wake up in the same bed morning after morning.
A man that used to slip his arms under her resting body in the morning sunlight and squeeze her tight and whisper "I love you".
These pictures. I almost wish the didn't exist so I wouldn't have to see that girl who was so happy.
Pictures of these two people standing so close to each other in backyards of friend's parties. Of random kisses in cars, of quick glances at one another.
It only reminds me of how much I wish I was still that girl- so comfortable and content with the love she had found, real love, for once.
So comfortable. So, so, so comfortable.
So, so content that she had found someone that put up with her drunkin tears, her morning breath, her quirks and her fear of letting someone in.
So happy that she had found someone that made everything seem better than it had ever been before.
Someone who made the world a better place for her- where music sounded better, where she didn't care if she felt ugly that day because she knew there was someone who thought she was beautiful no matter what.
A world where she glowed with the feeling of love in her heart, her mind, her body.
Looking at pictures makes me sad to see that I am no longer that girl...but also makes me thankful that I had it, if only for a short period of time.
I can still remember the last time he said "I love you".
He was driving to work and to drop me off at the bus stop so I could visit my family...we both knew that when I went back to school things would change.
A quiet silence in the car- he reaches over, takes that girl's hand and kisses it slow and tender, and asks her: "You know I love you, right?"
She thought: "Now I do", she answered: "I know baby".
That was when they both decided that giving him a bit more time than they had been planning would be a good idea for them. They had a good month or so after that, but they both knew.
I didn't want it to end. I wanted to fight for the love I had found.
But maybe when you can't physically be with the one you love it wasn't meant to be.
Turns out he is moving to my town soon...
When we broke up we promised we'd stay close. That the second he was done dealing with whatever it was he was going through that I'd be the first person he'd call...
Now he's coming, and I know me and him will never be together again.
In the weeks after our break up I thought that we would for sure get back together, that being apart would only make us want each other more.
Turns out I was the only one thinking that, and while the world around me was changing so was he.
But sometimes I still look at these old pictures of us together, and I see two people I no longer know.
The girl in these pictures is not me now.
Everyone has to go through first love heartbreak right?
The girl in these pictures was a girl who was naive to the worlds potential of hurting someone who thought they could never be hurt.
I made him promise he'd never hurt me on purpose. And I know he didn't.
I took a leap of faith, with my heart racing and my guard up. I ended it with my heart racing, tears streaming down my face, a question of why? and a crash course in how to be hurt by the man you love the most.
He was my best friend, my man I could tell anything and I know he'd understand. My man that took care of me when I was too drunk and toweled me after a shower while I muttered "This could be so erotic if I wasn't so drunk" while he laughed.
He was my man. My boyfriend, my first love, my man that I would have done anything and everything for.
He left me with the most valued lesson in the whole world:
Love hurts, but it's totally, utterly, completely, insanely worth it. And time heals all wounds.
When all I could do was think of him, and how much he was hurting me- when I'd wake up in the morning and the first though I had was him and it would make me so sad that I couldn't fall back asleep....time has healed all of that.
Not to say I don't still think of him, because I do.
But the thought of him doesn't hinder me living my life anymore.
All I have to thank for that is time and friends.
It does still feel like a million years ago though even though it was less than a year. A lot changes in a year.
And whatever the future holds for me will be amazing, like the love I so briefly was lucky enough to experience.
I look at pictures and all I see is two people.
Two people that used to love each other so much.
That used to wake up in the same bed morning after morning.
A man that used to slip his arms under her resting body in the morning sunlight and squeeze her tight and whisper "I love you".
These pictures. I almost wish the didn't exist so I wouldn't have to see that girl who was so happy.
Pictures of these two people standing so close to each other in backyards of friend's parties. Of random kisses in cars, of quick glances at one another.
It only reminds me of how much I wish I was still that girl- so comfortable and content with the love she had found, real love, for once.
So comfortable. So, so, so comfortable.
So, so content that she had found someone that put up with her drunkin tears, her morning breath, her quirks and her fear of letting someone in.
So happy that she had found someone that made everything seem better than it had ever been before.
Someone who made the world a better place for her- where music sounded better, where she didn't care if she felt ugly that day because she knew there was someone who thought she was beautiful no matter what.
A world where she glowed with the feeling of love in her heart, her mind, her body.
Looking at pictures makes me sad to see that I am no longer that girl...but also makes me thankful that I had it, if only for a short period of time.
I can still remember the last time he said "I love you".
He was driving to work and to drop me off at the bus stop so I could visit my family...we both knew that when I went back to school things would change.
A quiet silence in the car- he reaches over, takes that girl's hand and kisses it slow and tender, and asks her: "You know I love you, right?"
She thought: "Now I do", she answered: "I know baby".
That was when they both decided that giving him a bit more time than they had been planning would be a good idea for them. They had a good month or so after that, but they both knew.
I didn't want it to end. I wanted to fight for the love I had found.
But maybe when you can't physically be with the one you love it wasn't meant to be.
Turns out he is moving to my town soon...
When we broke up we promised we'd stay close. That the second he was done dealing with whatever it was he was going through that I'd be the first person he'd call...
Now he's coming, and I know me and him will never be together again.
In the weeks after our break up I thought that we would for sure get back together, that being apart would only make us want each other more.
Turns out I was the only one thinking that, and while the world around me was changing so was he.
But sometimes I still look at these old pictures of us together, and I see two people I no longer know.
The girl in these pictures is not me now.
Everyone has to go through first love heartbreak right?
The girl in these pictures was a girl who was naive to the worlds potential of hurting someone who thought they could never be hurt.
I made him promise he'd never hurt me on purpose. And I know he didn't.
I took a leap of faith, with my heart racing and my guard up. I ended it with my heart racing, tears streaming down my face, a question of why? and a crash course in how to be hurt by the man you love the most.
He was my best friend, my man I could tell anything and I know he'd understand. My man that took care of me when I was too drunk and toweled me after a shower while I muttered "This could be so erotic if I wasn't so drunk" while he laughed.
He was my man. My boyfriend, my first love, my man that I would have done anything and everything for.
He left me with the most valued lesson in the whole world:
Love hurts, but it's totally, utterly, completely, insanely worth it. And time heals all wounds.
When all I could do was think of him, and how much he was hurting me- when I'd wake up in the morning and the first though I had was him and it would make me so sad that I couldn't fall back asleep....time has healed all of that.
Not to say I don't still think of him, because I do.
But the thought of him doesn't hinder me living my life anymore.
All I have to thank for that is time and friends.
It does still feel like a million years ago though even though it was less than a year. A lot changes in a year.
And whatever the future holds for me will be amazing, like the love I so briefly was lucky enough to experience.
Friday, May 15, 2009
HOLY SHIT
Waking up.
Good morn...afternoon.
I've been making cranes for my sister's art show on June 6th. :)
I'm gonna watch a movie now and continue my crane making!
The things I like.
Yo. Whaddup. I'm ready for the weeeekeeenndd. Tonight I puppysitted my friends puppy Kai for her. Watched Kai for Kaitie lol. I'm gonna try to make some cranes now. But I'm posting hella pictures of shit I'm diggin right now. Check it.
Me and Kai
Here is the alphabet in Mac language for you:
ÅıÇÎ´Ï˝ÓˆÔÒ˜Ø∏Œ‰Íˇ¨◊„˛Á¸
Whooping on black widows at my house.
Cafe Pergolesi in Santa Cruz, def my chill spot.
Michelle and Barack. Booyah. It's love.
Vintage Chanel purse.
Nail polish I used to have when I was like...four. So cool!
Random vintage prom dress.
Paper cranes. My sisters are making a thousand of them for an art show at their house on June 6th, HOLLER.
I have one of these shirts, but not this one. Luckily I bought it at a used clothing store for like 10 bucks, but they are kinda expensive. Kinda.
Kool Aid Reeboks!!
My seeeester.
This rare orchid.
Christian Bale in American Psycho. YUS.
Me and Kai
Here is the alphabet in Mac language for you:
ÅıÇÎ´Ï˝ÓˆÔÒ˜Ø∏Œ‰Íˇ¨◊„˛Á¸
Whooping on black widows at my house.
Cafe Pergolesi in Santa Cruz, def my chill spot.
Michelle and Barack. Booyah. It's love.
Vintage Chanel purse.
Nail polish I used to have when I was like...four. So cool!
Random vintage prom dress.
Paper cranes. My sisters are making a thousand of them for an art show at their house on June 6th, HOLLER.
I have one of these shirts, but not this one. Luckily I bought it at a used clothing store for like 10 bucks, but they are kinda expensive. Kinda.
Kool Aid Reeboks!!
My seeeester.
This rare orchid. 
Christian Bale in American Psycho. YUS.
Friday, May 8, 2009
Did ya know?
*My friends got a duck, her name is Delilah. And then they got another duck, named Telulah (Not shown)
A. That I am a total looser doing this on a Friday night because I'm too tired from last night.
B. I've been watching The OC all day, I want to kill these people.
C. I have no more cable since my roommate fails at paying bills...
D. I <3
E. I need some new music.
F. I am so hating school right now.
G. People are FLIPPING about swine flu, can anyone tell me WHY?
H. I want some peach yogurt in my mouth.
I. I can't go home for Mother's Day because I'm working, boo!
J. My hair looks fuuuucked up right now.
K. There is a fat hole in my living room wall...thanks Casey and Liz.
L. We are so over due for a big earthquake, I better be in a safe-ish place when it happens.
M. Megan Rose is my name, don't wear it out.
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